Dedicated to my homies..:)

I posted this on my facebook page last year.. and now that i have a blog, i'm putting it here.. This entry is very controversial and sparked a huge debate on my comment box especially from the guys' side (imagine people debating about this on my tiny comment space).. Geez guys! Chill! I'm just posting this for fun!

Things Guys Should Know about girls
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We DON'T enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
8. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
9. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a lesbo
10. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
11. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
12. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
13. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
14. We are DrAmA queens.
15. Fashion police do exist.
16. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
17. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
18. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
19. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatte or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
20. Even if you think it is cool to burp, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times. u hear that?!
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. Understand how to keep us happy with you
25. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.